So, back to what I was saying.
I absolutely did not DIP my toast into the soy butter container this morning to eat breakfast, because honestly who can spread butter on toast with one hand considering Norah was in the other. No way, not me!
I also was not too lazy to look for a burp cloth and just use my shirt I was wearing to wipe off Norah's face because I knew it would eventually get spit up on it anyway, nope, not me.
I also didn't reheat my one cup of coffee at least 8 times because I never got to drinking it, and then end up dumping it out in the end. Not me - I would never be so wasteful.
I certainly didn't put dirty diapers in the diaper genie even though I knew there wasn't a bag in there - not me!


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